SPRING!

Oh, my goddess!  Look, everyone!  IT'S SPRING OUTSIDE!  Right now!  Right now, spring is happening!  Just yesterday, I was walking outside past a tree--you know, those big stick-things protruding from the ground with smaller sticks branching out from them to hold snow.  Well, guess what!!  Guess what I saw on the sticks!!  I saw SOME … Continue reading SPRING!

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Winter: Out Of Order, Please Have a Different Season Instead

I would like to begin by stating that I enjoy nice weather.  I'm a huge fan.  And I certainly don't want to come off as a complainer about the recent situation.  After all, a person who's recovering from the flu has no business being outside when it's a typical January or February day in Chicago, … Continue reading Winter: Out Of Order, Please Have a Different Season Instead

I don’t think I’m getting enough respect in this relationship.

So if a Chicago winter is like being punched in the face, then a Chicago summer is like being pinched in the ass.  Just last night as I waited for the train, shivering in my winter hat and scarf, Chicago was definitely punching me in the face.  This Memorial Day, weather forecasters are predicting some … Continue reading I don’t think I’m getting enough respect in this relationship.